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September 4, 2018
Saxmundham, United Kingdom

It’s called karma and it’s pronounced “haha f*ck you”

FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR
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September 4, 2018
Saxmundham, United Kingdom

Light travels faster than sound,
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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GREAT THINGS
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September 4, 2018
 

Gonna Focus!

Twin sisters at a nursing home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear very well. Once the photographer arrived, he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The near-deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other one.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.

Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."

So they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer; I've got to focus a little," said the...

GREAT THINGS
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August 30, 2018
Denver, United States

Roger Daltry took command of the plane.  But he also took a bunch of drugs right before take off.

Roger had been a pilot of a big pink (or so he thought) 737 for TWA, then later Delta, but he always kept his thoughts focused on a manta that guided him throughout his professional career: "let's do a bunch of drugs right before take off." He did this with such ease, that captain Roger Daltry would frequently fall asleep at the adjoining bar near the gate.  

Most of his drug intake was done in a secluded employee bathroom with only one stall.  Once he assumed a huddled position near the commode, he would light up an old crack pipe that his father gave him on how thirteenth Birthday.  Then, in...

REAL MEN DRINK WHISKEY
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August 27, 2018
 

CAPTION THIS

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THE OFFICE
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Jen
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August 27, 2018
Raleigh, United States

If I started a company called VOID, do you think we'd get many checks?

FOLLOW YOUR HEART
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August 23, 2018
Albuquerque, United States

Once upon a time there were five guys in a pizza parlor.

Excuse me while I retire to the John....

Cheers,

Dad

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FROG
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August 19, 2018
Hingana, India

                I shouldn't have....

I shouldn't have looked,
You look more graceful than you used to,
Somehow your hairs have curled in just the perfect way,
You look more beautiful, more cheery, more happening.....

I guess I did love you at some part of my life,
N you still have some part of me with you,
I wonder where did you lose it,
Or if kept, how far is it from your heart......

                                 -inkybleeds
             

LOVE IS ALL WE NEED
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August 19, 2018
Hingana, India

Tie a thread on my ring when we meet,
I wanna show the stars n seas,
the girl I tell them about all the time?
She's real!
                           -inkybleeds

LOVE IS ALL WE NEED
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August 13, 2018
 

They said
“There is someone
For everyone”
If that’s true?  
Then my soulmate
Is the world champ
In hide n’ sneek
•T

HARMONY
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August 8, 2018
New Delhi, India

I realized, Donuts are an excuse to have cake in breakfast.

Have A Sweet One!

BE KIND
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July 26, 2018
 

A friend asked me once, "what would you rather write, something intelligently humorous or something beautifully heartbreaking" ?

I said " I don't know how to write, man."

He laughed.
He had his answer.

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ISHAAN ADITYA
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July 24, 2018
 

13ws

"Do you try to look sexy or emo?" he asked in flat tone.

MEAN GIRLS
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July 23, 2018
 

WRITING PROMPT

I don't have a pet. If I had one minute to talk to my neighbour's pet I  would tell him.. " Dear doggy. Be careful of your owner. She's not as sweet as she appears to be. She's venomous"

The new Melody (Angela)

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STARS CAN'T SHINE WITHOUT DARKNESS
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July 16, 2018
 

             RUIN A DATE IN
               FOUR WORDS

             comment below

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REALLY?
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July 12, 2018
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

What did I miss?
I scrutinized every last detail of your problem, I even asked you repeatedly about what you're going through with,
I literally sat there listening to your story for an whole hour,
Only to realize that I missed the big picture of it all...
It's too late to even turn around because I'm back home..
Realizing that I have to open my mind up to see the larger picture, so that I wouldn't make the same mistakes twice.
#medicineposting #week1

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A MAN'S BEST FRIEND
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July 10, 2018
 

Phineas and Ferb:
Character : Phineas
The kid, who enjoyed his summer vacations to the best...  :)

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A MAN'S BEST FRIEND
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July 8, 2018
 

     The pearl of shyness.....

The nacreous of your pearl,
Above the Sun through your rain droplets,
Splitting on white florets,
Makes up for a light bouquet,
Under which I'd colour you the shiest of red,
N blushiest pink!

                         -inkybleeds

4th of july
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July 3, 2018
 

“Oh no!,” I scream. “Save 😲
the ice cream!,” as my freezer
contents fall on me!  🍦

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WRITE YOUR OWN STORY
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