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April 28, 2019
 

My grandkids call me Gangsta Granny( David Williams) because she eats cabbage soup and always passes wind.
We wrote this for your amusement... Hopefully you will find it funny...toilet humour as I call it ,which children always find funny...
Granny why do you eat so much cauliflower, it only makes you trump
Granny why do you eat so much broccoli, it only makes you fart
Granny why do you eat so many leeks ,they only make you blow off
Granny why are you always letting one go
Why my darling grandchildren ,as if you didn't know
I'm a vegetarian ,and vegetables are what I eat
Gassy brassicas produce loud farts
Pretending it wasn't you that did it is a fine art!!!!😱👼💣

HAPPY EARTH DAY 2019
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April 28, 2019
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Rome was not built in a day.
Witnessing it was surreal in every way.
Be a Roman when in Rome,
And then I realize that now, its time to go home.

#pun-intended #just for fun  

HAPPY EARTH DAY 2019
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April 24, 2019
 

From under the ground and into my tummy
You are the best thing that ever existed
Everyone feels the power of a single potato chip

HAPPY EARTH DAY 2019
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April 23, 2019
 

I'm sorry that you can't swim the wild waters
I'm sorry you can't be free
I'm sorry you're parted from the life you love
But Salmon ,I adore you..........
With asparagus and hollandaise sauce

HAPPY EARTH DAY 2019
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April 22, 2019
 

Dear letterists,

What is your favorite food? Write a love poem for your favorite meal.
Tag it 'food'.

Make us smile!

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DON'T GROW UP
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April 16, 2019
San Antonio, United States

Dear Bachelors/Bachelorettes,

THERE ARE NO FISH LEFT IN THE SEA

i'm hitting the single life the way one should...one night stands here and there but i've realized that the only reason they are one night stands is because the majority of these women are just looking for that lesbian fling they forgot to take advantage of in college. so i'm doing my duties as a very honored member of the lesbian/queer community. the sad thing is as much as i should be enjoying it...i'm not. i leave without even saying the lame one linter "i'll call you" because they don't want to hear that and i sure as hell don't want to say it. don't get me wrong, all woman have a certain appeal, but i don't know them lo...

FRIENDS
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April 16, 2019
 

Argument with girlfriend is like
Accepting
Terms and conditions of the softwares

You should always accept it

©mr_introvert_

ORIGINAL
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April 9, 2019
Chandigarh, India

Keep Up the UNAGI even if the life become Pivot.! PIVOT.! PIVOT..!

LETTRS 2019 STAMP
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April 4, 2019
 

1990's
He holds a ring to propose her
She is so happy and accepted his proposal

Present
He holds a ring to propose her
She is checking the ring is fake or original

©mr_introvert_

POETRY MONTH
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April 4, 2019
Vadodara, India

“Fun fact”, she exclaims! “Atoms are 99.9 % empty”, and I gasp with a great sign of relief knowing the reason behind the great void I felt inside for so long.

POETRY MONTH
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April 4, 2019
 

Beauty Pageant - Final Q and A

The SETTING: Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.
The FINALISTS:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
QUESTION: Miss America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
Miss AMERICA: Because it stands every-time it sees a woman.....
(Applause!.... Applause!)

QUESTION: Misss Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION: Why do you say that?
Miss SPAIN: Because it charges every-time it sees an op...

POETRY MONTH
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April 2, 2019
 

April fool me:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have bacon... fooled you!

William Henry Mills Jr
04-02-2019

POETRY MONTH
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April 1, 2019
 

You ever had a dream that you were staring down at your own body lying in bed? I have and it's super creepy. How about when you have one of those falling dreams? Now that's scary 😨. But the scariest dream I've had was when I arrived late to class and I was totally naked. Yep no clothes on. And everyone was laughing at me. And they were pointing. I mean I know I don't have the best looking body but damn 😭. I've seen horribly shaped people and I'm not one of them. Thank goodness. I'm thick and I have a bit of a gut, but that's a work in progress. I'm just too lazy to excercise. Lol. My definition of excercise is walking to and from my car and walking to the mailbox. I love myself and so I have ...

GO FOR A DRIVE
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April 1, 2019
 

                            KEEP CALM
                         AND PRETEND
                      IT'S NOT MONDAY

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OH COME ON
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March 27, 2019
Islamabad, Pakistan

real miscalculation 😂

yesterday i told someone that i lived almost half of my life.
and today i am dead. 😂

GOOD THINGS TAKE TIME
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March 17, 2019
 

Not poppin
Bands
Commited!

Aint no
Charity
For pimps
And x
Hoes
And fridgets.

The green
Is staying
Clean
You know what i mean?
She banking zeros
She a QUEEN.
Po_Heart_Rea

WRITE YOUR OWN STORY
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March 10, 2019




                           Last Night incident

Yesterday in the morning my best friend Nitin calling me. Actual me Usne apni bike service pr de rkhi thi to wo meri Activa lene ke liye mere Office aaya.. or le kr chala gya after 2-3 hour he calling me and said abe saale kya hai ye teri activa.
Mene pucha kyu kya hua bola saale 3Punchar niklwa chuka hu abhi tk esme se or 3KM tk ni aaya or waps se punchar ho gyi teri activa.. mene kaha bhai dekh le kahi pr hoga koi machanic or us se thk karwa le. chlo yaha tk bhi sb thk tha usne Total 5Punchar niklwaye jabki mene kal hi new tube change krwayi thi any way.. 7.30pm approx he came and again started mene kaha chod jo hua so hua.. or hum d...

ORIGINAL
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March 8, 2019
 

100 Year Old Sex Maniac

An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.

"Are these yor grand kids?" the reporter asked.

"Naw, sir, they all be my younguns," the old man replied with a sly grin.

"Your kids?" said the reporter. "What about this beautiful young lady who keeps bringing us tea? Is she one of your children too?"

"Naw, sir," said the old man. "She be my wife."

"Your wife?" said the surprised reporter. "But she can't...

LIGHT LETTRS LOGO
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March 8, 2019
 

Watching Childbith

The nurse approached him, smiling. "The labor is going great," she said. "Wouldn't you like to come in?"

"Oh, no," the man shook his head.

The nurse returned to the mother's side, and the labor progressed smoothly.

As the birth neared, the nurse returned to the man, now pacing frantically in the hall.

"She's doing so well," she assured him. "Wouldn't you like to at least come in and see her?"

The man seemed to hesitate slightly, then shook his head again, "No, no, I couldn't do that."

He jingled car keys in his sweaty palm and resumed his pacing.

The nurse went back into the room and coached Mom's valiant efforts in pushing the baby into the world.

As the baby's he...

LIGHT LETTRS LOGO
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March 8, 2019
 

You women have all the 365 days to yourself because of the kind of cruelty you do to us men on a regular basis. Why should we owe one day to women and celebrate their existence?

LIGHT LETTRS LOGO
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