*Understanding a Woman*
A friend once said to me
"you look like a guy that understands women"
So I replied with
"I am a step closer to generally understanding women, I guess".
He then asked me to tell him what I know on how to understand women. So I looked him dead in his eyes and said
"The first and most important rule to understanding a woman, is to admit to yourself that you will never completely understand women."
Dumbfounded he asked
"How is that even 'understanding' women?"
I replied with
"Understanding that you dont understand something is the first step to understanding it. In other words, I simply do not understand women. Does that not put me one step closer to understanding wo...
Here is my entry. Credits : Quora answer by Mike Zsarko
Back in the early eighties before the days of cell phones you could call a phone number and a robotic voice would tell you the time. It would just keep repeating till you hung up.
I had a bass player that we used for awhile that was, for lack of a better word, a royal douchebag. He was good looking and he had a long time girlfriend. But we’d go out on the road and he’d cheat with anything in a dress. One day his girlfriend decides to surprise him while we were out on the road a few hundred miles away. She goes up to his hotel room and finds someone else in the bed.
She never said a word. She packed all her stuff and left his house...
Next person to walk outta my life...
I'm going with 'em...
I'm sick of my shit too!
(Saw this on FB -Unknown)
A new week, a new challenge! This time we ask you to write a funny story or poem! We challenge you to put a smile on the faces of your fellow letterists.
Tag your letter "lol".
As the night falls, and the cold air cools his face, he allows the tears to run freely. As he looks up to the stars he takes a big breath and sits down on the bench.... "Oh man! Seriously?!" The bench was freshly painted. Todau is just not your day, dude. Not your day.
The sea was wild and the boat was rocking back and forth. For the first time in a long time, he wasn't sure he was going to make it. For just a few seconds he closed his eyes and thought of what made him happy, more than anything else in the world.....Pizza. Pizza was the answer to his problems.
🐼 My favourite animal 🐼
My favourite animal is the panda. I love them because they are so cute and lovely and mostly because they are playful. They adore being nurtured and fed and if they are not sleeping they play with others all day.
However, they are not as cute as they seem to be. They can be very dangerous if pissed and also very angry. So, don't come near them if they do. 🤭
I think it's my spirit animal. So be careful, I can either play with you or harm you. 🤷😂
🐼🐼🐼🐼 The panda poem 🐼🐼🐼🐼
Bamboos are green
Forests have trees
The pandas with always
Play with peeps. 🤷😂
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the st...
Me back hurts. It's a good back. But nobody loves me back. Even though me back has seen through thick and thin. It has seen roses and mud. It has seen school bags and college bags. It has seen bags of work and bags that nobody else wanted to carry. It's an awesome back. But nobody loves me back. Me back hurts.
To Whom It May Concern,
Today I was foolish enough
To misplace Sr. Pari's dog.
I'm afraid I may have to
Send for Mary Poppins to aid
Where on earth is that dog?
Have you seen a large golden
Hound wearing spectacles?
Him : I am sure that the guy who will come in your life, will be the luckiest man ever.
**Meanwhile me in my mind**
"Why can't it be you..?"
#Story of my life.
Boys you are not alone😅
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"
The best moment in the day is when a parent can take a crap and the door stays closed.
No locks are picked , no names are called or questions asked.
This is a moment that happens when school is in 😂
We may have started talking for about 8 years but we knew each other since elementary. I do remember way back. We weren't really fond of each other. But every since then we've become close and glad we are getting closer. Everyone here knows you as the Mystery Man. But to me, you were always a familiar. Your compassionate, charming, considerate, caring, and funny. You bring light into my world and I don't ever want the flame to go out.
This conversation. Dot dot dot. Was all for naught in the early oughts.
“This is perfect“, spoke Strang.
“Look at the bun”, spoke Moses, master of puppies.
Looks like this ......
Then it just comes back 😂😂😂
I meant to send this to you like... 🤔 Gosh, I need to look at a calendar.
🤦🏻♀️ Hang on.😅 On the 8th, like ten days ago. Ah well, better late than never.
I'm not sure if David told you, but we went to watch the "Phantom of the Opera" together with a colleague of his earlier this month.
I think you would have enjoyed it, which I told David and he said you would. However, you wouldn't spend as much as we did on it. 🤭💸
Anyways, I did have this odd moment. When there were the scary entrances of the phantom, I would hold onto your twin's wrist or arm (The effects were fabulous!). Your brother was such a gentleman, and when I asked, he was understanding and didn't mind me.